And so a man stood up. He stood there in the heat of the jungle and looked around at the green leaves and the ants…
Posts published in “Stories”
Confessions of a Plastichead
I have a collection of plastic bags. I should stress right away that I don’t actually collect them at all, not in the active sense,…
Jolly Old Bishwipe
Hoorah for Jolly Bish-Wipe! He’s a ripe old fellow that one! He used to be such a storm down at the club. You should have…
No-Nonsense Jack
No nonsense Jack is a straight sort of bloke. He walks into a room purposefully with big manly strides. He places he arms on his…
The Hand of Fate
If you walk into the main square and mind your own business, you wouldn’t expect anything to unusual to happen to you. If you’ve never…
Nathaniel Brimstone
Crash! Bash! Just you believe it! All the wonderful majesty of god will come crashing down upon thy head! Just you be sure of it…
Lanley-Jake Fackitt
Lanley-Jake Fackitt – he gives a shit about nothing. He drags himself listlessly to the cafe, tripping over paving stones because he can’t be bothered…
Spencer Simons-Sissons
Sometimes the affects of an impairment, if you can even call it that, are not immediately obvious. You’d think, in your innocence, that man with…
Mary Freaking Kisser
Mary freaking kisser is one of those annoying girls who comes up to you and smothers you with lipstick. She does it just when I…









