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Posts published in “Stories”

Like a Monkey

And so a man stood up. He stood there in the heat of the jungle and looked around at the green leaves and the ants…

Jolly Old Bishwipe

Hoorah for Jolly Bish-Wipe! He’s a ripe old fellow that one! He used to be such a storm down at the club. You should have…

No-Nonsense Jack

No nonsense Jack is a straight sort of bloke. He walks into a room purposefully with big manly strides. He places he arms on his…

The Hand of Fate

If you walk into the main square and mind your own business, you wouldn’t expect anything to unusual to happen to you. If you’ve never…

Nathaniel Brimstone

Crash! Bash! Just you believe it! All the wonderful majesty of god will come crashing down upon thy head! Just you be sure of it…

Lanley-Jake Fackitt

Lanley-Jake Fackitt – he gives a shit about nothing. He drags himself listlessly to the cafe, tripping over paving stones because he can’t be bothered…

Spencer Simons-Sissons

Sometimes the affects of an impairment, if you can even call it that, are not immediately obvious. You’d think, in your innocence, that man with…

Mary Freaking Kisser

Mary freaking kisser is one of those annoying girls who comes up to you and smothers you with lipstick. She does it just when I…